I Can't, Myself, Determine What Offends Another

Chicken Breast Is The Driest, [most] Tasteless Part Of The Chicken As Far As I'm Concerned.

I Feel Like 'embattled' Or 'disgraced' Will Always Follow My Name. It's Like That Black Football Player Who Recently Came Out.

Life Is Too Short To Wonder Where You Hid Your Waffle Maker.

On My Show I Share All These Yummy, Fattening Recipes, But I Tell People, In Moderation, In Moderation. You Can Have That Little Piece Of Pie.

I'm Making Little Changes In My Life To Take Care Of Myself, Like Putting In A Mile Or Two On My Treadmill Every Day.