Life Is Too Short To Wonder Where

Bein' Rich Is Having Leftovers. Good Leftovers Make Yo' Tongue Fly Outta Yo' Mouth And Smack Yo' Brains Out.

Down South, Even Our Vegetables Have Some Pig Hidden Somewhere In It. A Vegetable Isn't A Vegetable Without A Little Ham Hock.

In Order To Have Good Fried Chicken, You Should Wash And Season The Bird The Morning You're Preparing It For Dinner. Don't Wait And Do It Right Before You Start Cooking. Throw It In The Refrigerator, Seasoned, That Morning, And Give It A Chance To Soak Up All The Salt And Pepper And Goodness.

I Don't Want To Spend My Life Not Having Good Food Going Into My Pie Hole. That Hole Was Made For Pies.

I Love Hershey's Chocolate. I Feel The Same About Chocolate As I Do About Wine. Connoisseurs Like Dark Chocolate And They Like Nasty Wine That Doesn't Taste Good To Me. I Don't Get It!