I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps'

I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.

I'm Kind Of Obsessed With Food. I Like To Eat.

I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps' In My Wallet. That's What I Call Condoms.

If Thou Canst Walk On Water, Thou Art No Better Than A Straw. If Thou Canst Fly In The Air, Thou Art No Better Than A Fly. Conquer Thy Heart That Thou Mayest Become Somebody.

You Want What You Can't Have. And If Someone's Being Shitty To You, Just Move On. If Someone's Being Shitty To You, No Matter How Great They Are, That's Shitty, And You Don't Want Be With Someone Who Treats You Shitty.