I Like The Brand Band Of Outsiders.

I've Always Tried To Maintain That I Don't Have Any Advice To Give. I'm A Curious Observer.

The Hardest Part About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You're Gay.

This Is One Of My Favorite Pick Up Strategies: I'm Constantly Giving Women My Keys. So Far, None Of Them Have Shown Up. Matter Of Time. And I've Been Robbed Twice.

London Seems To Be A Town With A Lot Of Comedy Fans And People That Really Enjoy Stand-up.

Oh, Am I Wearing An Ascot? I Didn't Notice.