I Hate When A Guy Brags... Or

The Only People You Need In Your Life Are The Ones That Prove They Need You In Theirs.

A Life Without Orgasms Is Like A World Without Flowers.

Whatever I Write In Email, It Doesn't Mean Anything. It Is Just Words I Write.

I Take My Dog Tinkerbell Seriously. I Take My Job Seriously. But I Don't Take Myself All That Seriously.

A Lot Of My Dreams Have To Do With Animals I Think Because I'm Such A Huge Animal Lover. I Have So Many Pets. I Always Have Crazy Dreams Where I'm Like Riding An Elephant Through The Jungle Or Hanging Out With A Bunch Of Monkeys.