A Life Without Orgasms Is Like A

My Advice To Sarah Palin Is, You've Got A Hot Bod; Don't Keep It To Yourself. Why Wear A Pantsuit When You Can Wear A Swimsuit?

I'm Very Intelligent. I'm Capable Of Doing Everything Put To Me. I've Launched A Perfume And Want My Own Hotel Chain. I'm Living Proof Blondes Are Not Stupid.

I Don't Enjoy Going Out Anymore It's Such A Pain. It's Everyone Saying, 'let's Do A Deal! Can I Have A Picture?' I'm Just, Like, 'these People Are Such Losers. I Can't Believe I Used To Love Doing This.

A Life Without Orgasms Is Like A World Without Flowers.

People Just - They Don't Really Know Me. They See Me On "the Simple Life," They Think That's Really Who I Am.