A Life Without Orgasms Is Like A

What's Walmart, Do They Sell Like Wall Stuff?

I Have This Great Test To See If A Girl's A Real Friend. When We're Shopping I'll Pick Out An Outfit That I Know Looks Hot And One That Is Awful. If My Friend Says The Bad One Looks Good, I Know She's Not A Good Friend.

At Parties, Everyone Always Thinks I'm Drinking, But Actually I Rarely Drink. I Live On Energy Drinks, Basically. I Love Vitamin Water.

I Have 17 Dogs And I Like To Dress Them, So I Started Designing This Clothing Line And It's Really Cute, Like Dresses And Jeans - Everything You Can Imagine For Humans, But For Dogs.

I Don't Like People Who Sit On Computers All Day Long And Write About People They Don't Know Anything About.