A Life Without Orgasms Is Like A

At Parties, Everyone Always Thinks I'm Drinking, But Actually I Rarely Drink. I Live On Energy Drinks, Basically. I Love Vitamin Water.

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring--and Nothing Worse Than Letting Other People Tell You What To Do. I Was One Of The Few Heiresses To Walk The Runway As A Model. A Lot Of People Thought That Was Shocking. Why Did I Do It? Was It A Desperate Cry For Attention, Like The Papers Said? Hardly. It's Not Like I Need Any More Attention. Did I Do It For Money? Of Course Not. Modeling Doesn't Pay That Well, Anyway, Unless You're Gisele Or Cindy Crawford, Or, Like Patti Hansen, You Get To Marry A Rock Star. I Did It Because It Was Fun.

You Know Your The Best When People You Don't Know Hate You.

I Take My Dog Tinkerbell Seriously. I Take My Job Seriously. But I Don't Take Myself All That Seriously.