You Need To Look Like A Lady

Never Drink Diet Soda. It Shows You Have No Nerve. Only Drink Real Colas, Caffeine-packed Energy Drinks, Or Vitamin Water. Hate Champagne Because That’s What Everyone Expects You To Love. Energy Drinks Are The Best Party Drinks. You Never Get Tired, You Never Get A Hangover, And You Can Make Fun Of All The Loaded People Who Think They’re Clever But Are Really Acting Stupid.

I'd Imagine My Wedding As A Fairy Tale... Huge, Beautiful And White.

I Definitely Think That Fashion Is A Form Of Art And Love That People Can Express Themselves Through What They Wear.

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring--and Nothing Worse Than Letting Other People Tell You What To Do. I Was One Of The Few Heiresses To Walk The Runway As A Model. A Lot Of People Thought That Was Shocking. Why Did I Do It? Was It A Desperate Cry For Attention, Like The Papers Said? Hardly. It's Not Like I Need Any More Attention. Did I Do It For Money? Of Course Not. Modeling Doesn't Pay That Well, Anyway, Unless You're Gisele Or Cindy Crawford, Or, Like Patti Hansen, You Get To Marry A Rock Star. I Did It Because It Was Fun.