I Take My Dog Tinkerbell Seriously. I

I'm Not Like That Smart. I Like, Forget Stuff All The Time.

Wal-mart... Do They Like Make Walls There?

My Advice To Sarah Palin Is, You've Got A Hot Bod; Don't Keep It To Yourself. Why Wear A Pantsuit When You Can Wear A Swimsuit?

I Take My Dog Tinkerbell Seriously. I Take My Job Seriously. But I Don't Take Myself All That Seriously.

I'd Rather Sit In Bed And Watch Tv. All Of My Ex-boyfriends, Of Course, Not Paris, Would Be Like, 'what's The Problem? You're So Not Sexual.'