I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said

Let Me Tell You, A Discussion That Starts, 'i'll Tell You Something You Do That Irritates Me, If You Tell Me Something I Do That Bothers You,' Never Ends In A Hug And A Kiss.

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

Self-pity Is Better Than None.