I Hate Mondays - I Hate That

Lots Of People Come Up To Me And Call Me Sir Bruce Now. Interviewers Call Me Sir With Every Question, But I Never Make A Point Of Making People Call Me Sir. It Doesn't Matter To Me, Though; It Was A Great Honour To Be Knighted. I'm Very Proud Of It.

I Hate Mondays - I Hate That Feeling You've Got To Get Yourself Up.

Just Doing Any Kind Of Work - Even An Interview For Breakfast Television - Makes Me Feel Happy.

Not Working Is Bad For You. It Is My Drug, It Gives Me A High; Most Performers Will Tell You That. And There Is Nothing Like The High That An Audience Gives You.

You Can Shuffle My Deck Any Day!