Goodness, That Simon Cowell Is A Sensitive

Lots Of People Come Up To Me And Call Me Sir Bruce Now. Interviewers Call Me Sir With Every Question, But I Never Make A Point Of Making People Call Me Sir. It Doesn't Matter To Me, Though; It Was A Great Honour To Be Knighted. I'm Very Proud Of It.

My Biggest Regret Is That My Mother Didn't See Me Walk On To That London Palladium Stage, Being The Star She Always Wanted Me To Be. But I Always Say That When She Reached Heaven, She Had A Word With A Few Agents.

In My Mind, Everything Is Too Sanitised On Television - What Is Wrong With Things Going Wrong?

He Was So Good At Everything He Did. You Can't Call Ronnie Barker A Comedian. He Was An Actor, And A Great Writer.

That Mick Jagger, I Feel Sorry For Him. After All These Years He Still Can't Get No Satisfaction.