Goodness, That Simon Cowell Is A Sensitive

I'm The Leader Of The Pack, Which Makes Me Such A Lucky Jack, For Openers, Here's A Pair Of Cuties, Here's My Darling Dealing Beauties.

I Hate The Term 'arm Candy.' But, Look, A Woman's Figure Is A Beautiful Thing, And If She Has Shapely Legs, Then She Should Show Them Off, Because Men Love To See That. Not Just Heterosexual Men - Gay Men Like To See A Woman In Her Beauty And The Shape Of Her.

My Father Earned Every Penny He Had, And I Would Have Loved To Have Bought Him A Rolls-royce Because His Whole Life Was Cars. Sadly, He Didn't Live To See The Day When I Could Have Done That For Him, Which Still Hurts.

Once You've Experienced The Warmth Of An Audience, The Achievement Of Getting Your First Laugh, And Entertaining Them, Singing Or Playing Piano, It Just Keeps It All Going.

It Gets Harder Every Day To Get Out Of Bed. I Don't Feel Like It Loads Of The Time. It Is Only My Exercise Routine Which Wakes Me Up.