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Little Did I Know That There's Nothing More Competitive In The World Than A Professional Ballroom Dancer. They Are As Competitive As Olympic Athletes.

It's Important For A Dancer To Wear Very Tight Underpants. I Used To Feel A Bit Exposed If I Wasn't Being Held Up In The Right Place.

When I Was In The Business As A Young Performer, It Was A Recognised Fact That When You Got To 60 You Were Out, Because There'd Be A New Crop Of Comics Coming Up All The Time, Every 10 Years Or So.

It's Frightening, The Way Life Speeds Up. When You're At School, Time Can't Go Fast Enough.

It's Sad When You See Most Of Your Friends In The Business Gone, Like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They Were Very Dear To Me. You No Longer Have The Chance To Bump Into Them At A Celebrity Do.