Goodness, That Simon Cowell Is A Sensitive

I Have No Plans To Rock Myself To Sleep In My Bath Chair Yet.

They Do Say, The Smaller The Feet, The Better The Dancer.

I Do Lead A Careful Diet, I Don't Overeat, I Have Fruit And Vegetables Every Day And I Drink A Lot Of Water. And My Darling Wife Keeps Me So Young It Is Ridiculous. Being With Her Is An Inspiration As Well.

I'm The Leader Of The Pack, Which Makes Me Such A Lucky Jack, For Openers, Here's A Pair Of Cuties, Here's My Darling Dealing Beauties.

Golf Is Hugely Important, As It Keeps Me Going.