Women Need A Reason To Have Sex,

Two Thousand Years Ago Jesus Is Crucified, Three Days Later He Walks Out Of A Cave And They Celebrate With Chocolate Bunnies And Marshmallow Peeps And Beautifully Decorated Eggs. I Guess These Were Things Jesus Loved As A Child.

I'm Going To Go On Just Living And Laughing And Loving.

This Time I Particularly Loved Because It Came From A Real Experience With My Grandchildren. Having Them Alone Alone For The First Time For Six Or Seven Days And Going "wow, This Is Exhausting," Because When You're Not Around Little Ones For A Long Time, You Forget About How Much Work That Is. So I Came In And Started Writing The Story That Became This Movie ['parental Guidance'].

By The Time A Man Is Wise Enough To Watch His Step, He's Too Old To Go Anywhere.

Good News, They Found Nemo! The Bad News Is, They Found Him In One Of Wolfgang Puck's Puff Pastries.