I'm Going To Go On Just Living

Women Need A Reason To Have Sex, Men Just Need A Place.

I'm A Baby. I Sleep Like A Baby - I'm Up Every Two Hours. And I Think A Lot. I Worry A Lot. I Have Great Nights Of No Sleep Where Ideas Come.

In High School, I Was The Class Comedian As Opposed To The Class Clown. The Difference Is The Class Clown Is The Guy Who Drops His Pants At The Football Game, The Class Comedian Is The Guy Who Talked Him Into It.

Consider The Rose...the Rose Is The Sweetest Smelling Flower Of All, And It's The Most Beautiful Because It's The Most Simple, Right? But Sometimes, You Got To Clip The Rose. You Got To Cut The Rose Back, So Something Sweeter Smelling And Stronger, And Even More Beautiful, Will Grow In Its Place

When Comedy Is Good, It's Jazz. The Beats Of It, The Looseness, The Improvisational Part, The Music-the Way You Hit The Inflection, The High Notes Of A Joke. It's All Melody To Me.