I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus,

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?

I Called A Detox Center - Just To See How Much It Would Cost: $13,000 For Three Weeks! My Friends, If You Can Come Up With Thirteen Grand, You Don't Have A Problem Yet.

The Russians Haven't Been To The Moon. You Know Why? Because They're Space Pussies... You Really Want To Impress Us? Bring Us Back Our Flag!

Every Generation Has Someone Who Steps Outside The Norm And Offers A Voice For The Unspeakable Attitudes Of That Time. I Represent Everything That's Supposed To Be Wrong, Everything That's Forbidden.