Everything Can Be Satirized.

I Look For Women I Know Are Gonna Bust Me Up Good. Come On, Man, Who Can Resist That? Who Can Resist That Emotional Pain? Yeah, They All Have The Same Line, They're So Sweet: I'm Not Gonna Hurt You Like All The Others. Really I'm Not. I'm Gonna Introduce You To A Whole New Level Of Pain!

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.

Not That I Want To Put The Entire Rap Music Style Down - I Just Don't Like It. And I Know Somewhere There's Gotta Be Another Guy Like That. There's Gotta Be A Guy Just Like That - Just Like Me. There's Gotta Be Somebody, Somewhere... Maybe, Maybe An Assassin Type.

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?