I Grew Up Cursing A Lot. It

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.

I'm A Big Fan Of Money. I Like It, I Use It, I Have A Little. I Keep It In A Jar On Top Of My Refrigerator. I'd Like To Put More In That Jar. That's Where You Come In.

My Buddies, We've Always Just Tried To Make Each Other Laugh. I Mean, Just Like All Friends Hanging Out - That's The Goal.

I'm Pretty Hot, Right? Very Hot, If I May Say So Myself. Don't You Feel The Sex I'm Radiating?

It's Nice When Little Teams Win.