I Was A Big Fan Of Kurt

Having A Kid Is Great... As Long As His Eyes Are Closed And He's Not Moving Or Speaking.

I Immediately Said Yes For One Reason And One Reason Only....netflix Rhymes With Wet Chicks.

Sixth Grade Was A Big Time, In My Childhood, Of Hoops And Friendship, And Coming Up With Funny Things.

One Night I Couldn't Sleep. It Was Like 2:00 In The Morning. I Was Thinking, 'what Can I Do?' I'm Watching Tv. I'm Like, 'let Me Do Something Else.' I'm Not Going To Fall Asleep For A Few Hours. What Are My Hobbies? There Was The Masturbation Option. I Skipped That Because Just Knowing My Kids Are Down The Hall I Felt Psychotic. So, I Went With Watching More Tv. I Couldn't Come Up With Anything. I Was Going, 'god, Read A Book.' Then I Was Like This, 'where Do I Keep The Books?' I've Got Nothing To Do But Watch Tv.

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