I Found That Laughter Was A Form

People See A Big Dude And They Hear That High Pitched Voice Or "eglasias With An 'i'" And Love It Because They Can Relate And Go "i Know That Person!".

I'm All About Showing People That I'm A Little Messed Up, I Have A Lot Of The Same Problems You Have. By Exposing Myself And Putting Myself Out There, People Can Relate To Me And My Act Won't Grow Stale. I Mean, Nobody Wants To Hear A Comedian Say, 'life Is Great.'

I See A Lot Of Nice Hotels, But I Never Really Get To Enjoy The Cities, Because I Have To Be On A Plane The Next Day.

[making People Laugh] Was A Secret Dream I Kept And I Didn't Tell Anybody About It Until I Was About 18.

When You Have Nothing But Big Friends, You Never Get Into Arguments - Except One. And That Is, Who Is The Biggest? I'll Let You Know Right Now, There's Only One Way To Settle This. We All Get In A Bus And We Go To Disney And We Get On A Roller Coaster - Whoever Gets The Least Amount Of Clicks On The Safety Bar Is The Big One.