I Feel Even Less Patience With Transsexuals.

Intersectionality May Well Sound Like Some Unfortunate Bowel Complaint Resulting In Copious Use Of A Colostomy Bag, And Indeed It Does Contain A Large Amount Of Ordure.

Graham Greene Famously Said That All Writers Need A Chip Of Ice In Their Heart; Cusk Can Come Across As The Most Beautiful Ice Palace Of Stalactites And Stalagmites, And Some People Find Her Company, Albeit By Proxy, About As Inviting As A Long Weekend In A Walk-in Frigidaire.

I Wouldn't Know How To Fool A Man Any More. My Deceiving Days Seem So Long Ago.

Families, Generally, Suck. And I Say That As Someone Who, Like My Husband, Had Parents Who Proved The Proverbial Exception To The Rule.

Covering Up, So Far As I Can See, Is Often The Accompaniment To Far More Truly Shameful Behaviour Than Stripping Off.