A Woman Who Looks Like A Girl

I Won't Be Going To Any New Year's Eve Parties Because I Think They're Naff. No One Over The Age Of 15 Should Bother Going To Parties.

Families, Generally, Suck. And I Say That As Someone Who, Like My Husband, Had Parents Who Proved The Proverbial Exception To The Rule.

Make No Mistake, Most Women Are Well Aware That They've Never Had It So Good; When They Enter A Spa Or Salon, It Is Purely A Hair/nails Thing, A Prelude To An Evening Of Guilt-free Fun.

Tears Are Sometimes An Inappropriate Response To Death. When A Life Has Been Lived Completely Honestly, Completely Successfully, Or Just Completely, The Correct Response To Death's Perfect Punctuation Mark Is A Smile.

Show Me A Frigid Woman And, Nine Times Out Of Ten, I'll Show You A Little Man.