Women, More Often Than Not, Do Things

I Didn't Cry When I Left Free-booting, Smash-and-grab Papers That Would Have Appeared To Be Far More Natural Homes For Me And, At The Risk Of Being Vulgar, Paid Far Better For My Services.

I Jest, Of Course; Premature Ejaculation Isn't A Laughing Matter For Anyone, Except For Your Friends When You Tell Them About It On The Phone The Next Morning. My First Marriage Ended Because The Main Event Was Invariably Over Before My Husband Got His Socks Off.

The Allegedly 'classy' Magazines Often Seem To Be In An Endless, Undeclared Competition To See Who Can Climb Furthest Up The Fundament Of Gwyneth Paltrow Or Jennifer Lopez.

Intersectionality May Well Sound Like Some Unfortunate Bowel Complaint Resulting In Copious Use Of A Colostomy Bag, And Indeed It Does Contain A Large Amount Of Ordure.

Having 'best Friends' Is - At Least For Me - As Outdated And Small-minded A Concept As The Idea Of 'sunday Best Clothes.'