I Embrace Everything.

Before Long, I'll Have My Own Channel - I'll Be Like Barney.

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me.

When You Realize That Life Isn't Fair, You Don't Act Out, You Don't Get Overly Wasted, You Don't Get Self-indulgent. You Just Move Forward.

I've Got Taste, It's Inbred In Me.

I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A Deep Voice And The Most Amazing Pecs.