I Embrace Everything.

I Think People Respect Me Because They Feel Like - I'm Kind Of Like Christmas. I Come Back Every Year. You Can't Get Rid Of Me. I Just Keep Coming Back.

When You Realize That Life Isn't Fair, You Don't Act Out, You Don't Get Overly Wasted, You Don't Get Self-indulgent. You Just Move Forward.

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

I Feel Like Elvis. Only Alive.

Ninety-nine Percent Of People Now Call Me The Hoff - And It's Out Of Respect.