I Feel Like Elvis. Only Alive.

I Think That Without Sushi There Would Be No David Hasselhoff, Because Sushi Is Like The Perfect Way Of Describing The Insides Of David Hasselhoff. He Is Like A Protein, Clean And Easy. That's How I Feel About Myself.

Image Is What People Perceive My Life To Be. It's Nothing Like The Truth.

Getting In Shape For This Role, Which Is Incredibly Demanding, Vocally, Has Been A Lot Of Hard Work, But I'm Nailing It. I'm Even Kind Of, At Times, Blowing My Own Mind, Because I Am Even Able To Talk Right Now.

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me. Everything I've Done Ends Up Working In My Favor. Even When I Make Mistakes And People Exploit My Mistakes On Television Or On The Internet, And They Use It To Make Fun Of Me, It's Just Kind Of Working In My Favor At The End. It's Really Strange.

There Are Many Dying Children Out There Whose Last Wish Is To Meet Me.