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The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.

I've Got Two Families.

I Don't Think There's Ever Been A Friendly Divorce.

I Can't Really Say Why Everyone Loves Bob Wills' Music, But I Have Yet To Meet A Person Who Didn't Like It.

Lay In The Weeds And Wait, And When You Get Your Chance To Say Something, Say Something Good.