I've Got Two Families.

We're Bar Room Buddies And We're The Best Kind, Nobody Messes With That Friend Of Mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, Bar Room Buddy Of Mine.

Sometimes If You Get 'em Too Drunk They Don't Pay No Attention To What You're Doin' Anyways, So You Might As Well Just Do Old Songs. But If You Get One That's Paying Attention, Sometimes We'll Do Some New Material.

The Guitar's Not All That Expensive Either, When You Compare It To Gettin' A Toothpulled Or Something.

I'll Tell You What The Public Likes More Than Anything, It's The Most Rare Commodity In The World - Honesty.

I Haven't Had Any Problems With My Back Since I Got The Foot Surgery.