I Don't Think I'm A Star Or

I Love Fear Factor, But I Think They're Running Out Of Fears. It's Only A Matter Of Time Before They're Sitting Around Doing Shots Of Hepatitis C.

I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And The Drinking, Court Orders.

Sparklers Are The Gay Cousins Of The Fireworks Family.

I'm Not A Movie Guy, I'm Not A Tv Sitcom Guy, But Whatever Seems To Fit And Is Funny Is Good For Me.

For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School. It Makes Me Feel Like I Have Hair And A Future.