I Don't Read The Sunday Papers; Or

There’s Nothing Bad About Reincarnation Per Se, It’s Basically A Very Good System, Cost-effective And Ecologically Friendly.

It Was Irritating To Have One's Physical Shortcomings Pointed Out Quite So Plainly Twice In One Evening, Once By A Beautiful Girl And Once By A Dying Badger.

Genies Rarely Have Nightmares, For The Same Reason That Elephants Don't Usually Worry About Being Trampled Underfoot. With The Possible Exception Of Bottles, There's Nothing In The Cosmos Large Enough Or Malicious Enough To Frighten Them, Or Stupid Enough To Try.

Everything Is Out There If You Know How To Find It, And Have The Patience. I Don't And Haven't, But That's My Problem

I Don't Read The Sunday Papers; Or The Dailies, Either