Everything Is Out There If You Know

Descartes' Immortal Conclusion Cogito Ergo Sum Was Recently Subjected To Destruction Testing By A Group Of Graduate Researchers At Princeton Led By Professors Montjuic And Lauterbrunnen, And Now Reads, In The Shorter Harvard Orthodoxy: (a) I Think, Therefore I Am; Or (b) Perhaps I Thought, Therefore I Was; But (c) These Days, I Tend To Leave That Side Of Things To My Wife.

Telling Lies Is A Bit Like Tiling Bathrooms - If You Don't Know How To Do It Properly, It's Best Not To Try.

The Best Definition Of An Immortal Is Someone Who Hasn't Died Yet.

Lawyers Are Predators In Grey Worsted

In Spite Of Really Intense Competition For The Job, I'm Still My Own Worst Enemy.