Telling Lies Is A Bit Like Tiling

Not Only Had He Lost The Only Girl He'd Ever Loved, He'd Lost Her In Duplicate, Like Some Heartbroken But Highly Efficient Civil Servant.

Luck, Like A Russian Car, Generally Only Works If You Push It.

The Best Definition Of An Immortal Is Someone Who Hasn't Died Yet.

I Don't Read The Sunday Papers; Or The Dailies, Either

Mostly I Sit At Home In The Evenings Watching The Box And Hoping That One Day I'll Evolve Into Plankton.