I Don't Necessarily Self-identify As A Writer,

Whatever I Write I Publish. Because That's Where The Money Is.

As A Game-show Host, What I'm Thinking And What I'm Experiencing Doesn't Matter. My Opinion Doesn't Matter. So There's A Flattened Reality To It. It's Fun To Do. But It's Certainly Not Myself In Totality - Or Even Maybe A Little Bit.

Super Excited About Things I'm Going To Do; Never Excited About Things I'm Actually Doing.

I Take My Coffee Like I Take My Women... Strong... Black... And Proud.

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Do I Love Money. It Is A Character Flaw, No Doubt, One That Springs From A Panicked Childhood In Which I Always Felt As If Our Family Was Only A Couple Missed Child Support Payments From Being Tossed Onto The Pitiless Streets Of Our Suburban New Jersey Town.