Hosting A Game Show Is So Bizarre

Twitter Is About Creating Whatever Persona You Want To Create And Either Sticking With It Or Changing It Or Evolving It Or Contradicting It, And I've Done All That Stuff.

The Thing That I Think Is The Most Important Is Taking Moments To Express Your Appreciation To Your Partner. A Thank You Or A Quick Kiss Can Go A Long Way Toward Affirming Your Relationship And Commitment To Each Other. That's Not Hard To Do Even When You're Juggling Insane Careers And Three Kids.

I Thought I'd Be Living A Much More Bohemian Life And Be Very Poor. I Never Thought I'd Do Comedy Or Be Married Living In The Suburbs. Every Time I Try To Plan My Life Out It Just Doesn't Come To Pass, And I Think That's A Great Experience.

You Can't Write A Children's Book That Takes More Than Five Or Six Minutes To Read, Because It Will Drive The Parents Batty. It Has To Be Compact. Nobody Thinks About The Parents When They Write These Stupid Books. I Could Write Longer Children's Books, But It Would Actually Be Bad If I Did.

By The End Of The Time I'm Writing A Book, I'm Tearing My Hair Out And I Want To Go Do Stand-up. And Then I Want To Do Something Else. I Don't Know Why It Is True With Me That I Can't Just Be Satisfied Doing The One Thing, But I'm Constantly Flitting From One Thing To Another.