I Think People Just Love To Win.

The Atkins' Diet Is Where You Eat Bacon For Six Or Seven Months...and The End Result Is That You Lose Weight. Because You're Dead.

Super Excited About Things I'm Going To Do; Never Excited About Things I'm Actually Doing.

Twitter Is About Creating Whatever Persona You Want To Create And Either Sticking With It Or Changing It Or Evolving It Or Contradicting It, And I've Done All That Stuff.

Kids Love To Be Silly, They Love To Laugh, So I Think It Was Natural For My Kids To Like The Sort Of Books That I Write - And It's The Only Kinds Of Books I'm Capable Of Writing.

I Don't Really Read Children's Books Or Deal With Children's Books, So I Don't Have Any Relationship With Them Other Than My Own.