I Think People Just Love To Win.

My Tastes In All Things Lean Towards The Arty And Boring. I Like Sports Documentaries About Scrabble Players, Bands That Play Quiet, Unassuming Music, And Tv Shows That Win Awards. In That Way, I Am An Elitist Snob. And Proud Of It.

It's Such A Deliberate Thing To Sit Down And Write A Tweet. You're Putting Yourself Out There In A Very Deliberate Way, And Over However Many Tweets, You Start To Create A Character For Yourself.

My Process Is Surprisingly Straightforward. I Find Myself With Little To Do Over A Stretch Of Time And I Say, "i Should Write Children's Books Today." Then I Sit Down And Write A Children's Book, And If It Takes More Than, Realistically, Three Hours, I Feel Like I've Done Something Wrong.

I Think People Just Love To Win.

I Feel No Obligation To Teach My Readers Anything, To Impart Any Sort Of Wisdom, To Teach Any Sort Of Lesson, To Instill Any Sort Of Morality. All I'm Trying To Do Is Make Them And Their Parents Laugh.