I Don't Mean To Be Gross, But

I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just Love Playing A Sour Guy.

Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up Is Much, Much Easier.

I Once Walked In On My Grandparents Making Love...and That's Why I Don't Eat Raisins.

I Don't Want My Personal Life To Change. I Don't Understand Why People Strive For Fame. I Know It's Ironic For Me To Be Saying This, But This Will Be The Last One I Do.

My Brother Has Add, Which Is Weird Because He Drives A Ford Focus. I Told My Brother That Joke But He Didn't Laugh Because He Got Distracted By My Shoe Strings.