It's Fun For Me To Couple Emotion

You Write Things That Are Of Interest To You. There's No Focus Group.

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.

I Live In Los Angeles And I Had Been Drinking One Night, So I Was On The Walk Of Fame And I Saw Tony Danza's Star And I Started Urinating On It. Just Yelling Out, 'who's The Boss Now?'

When You Look Like I Do Its Hard To Get A Table For One At Chucky Cheese.

My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff, It Smells Like Failure And Onions.