My Name Is Zach Galifianakis And I

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.

I Want To Do Another Reality Show. It's Based On The Mole. It's About Sexually Transmitted Diseases. It's Called "god, I Hope That's A Mole."

You Know, Sometimes If You Work - If You Do A Lot Of Takes And You Work Long Hours, For Me, At Least, There Is A Delirium That Starts Kicking In On The Fifteenth Hour, And That Can Help. Below The Just Thirteenth Hour Is Where I Have A Concern, Because Everybody's So Tired.

Don't Boo People! Don't Boo! Be More Specific! Like, 'why Are You Doing That?! I Hate That! I Hate It!'

My Stand-up Is More Like How I Am In Real Life. I Don't Really Do A Character Thing In Stand-up. It's Just A Bunch Of Sentences That Are Supposed To Be Funny.