I Don't Like Thank You Cards Because

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.

Reality Is A Concept That Depends Largely Upon Where You Point Your Face.

And My Only Rule Being If When I Wake In The Morning I'm Looking Forward To The Things That I Have To Do That Day, Then I'm On The Right Track.

If You Want To Feel Less Sexy Put Scotch Tape On Your Nipples.