I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only

A Drunk Driver Is Very Dangerous. So Is A Drunk Backseat Driver If He's Persuasive.

If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A Blindfold All The Time.

I've Often Liked A Girl, Made Her Laugh, And Thought She Liked Me, And Then Found Out That She Didn't Like Me That Way. I've Definitely Done Time In The Friend Zone.

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

Whenever I Throw Caution To The Wind I Make Sure I'm Facing The Right Way So That It Doesn't Blow Back And Hit Me In My Face.