I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only

I Think They Named The Orange Before The Carrot.

When Someone Asks You The Question 'are You Ticklish' It Doesn't Matter If You Say Yes Or No, Cause They're Going To Touch You. If Someone Asks If You're Ticklish And You Don't Want To Be Touched You Should Something Like 'i Have Diarrhea, Now Don't Touch Me Cause You'll Make It Come Out... And Yes I'm Very Ticklish'.

I Have A Jar At Home, And I Put Pennies In It Whenever I Curse. The Other Day I Spilled The Jar. I Owe It About $25.

How Fast Does A Zebra Have To Run Before It Looks Gray.

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.