I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only

I Was Stuck In Traffic And I Looked In The Mirror And In The Car Behind Me There Was A Couple Having A Horrible Argument And Right Below Their Image It Said "objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I Just Thought, Man I Hope So Because She Was Pretty Mad.

I Always Try To Just Be Honest ... As Opposed To Artifice Or Manipulation.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

My Original Goal Was Just To Do Stand-up But Then I Became Interested In Films - Writing A Film, Shooting One Someday, And Getting To Act In Them.

If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.