I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like

Obviously Those Who Burn To Be Professional Jesters Mean That They Want To Be Successful Comedians. And Those Are Always An Elite, Microscopic Portion Of The Population. But Oh, How They Try.

I Feel Like I've Been Watching Irwin Corey Forever. I Saw Him In The 1950s, And I Thought He Was Old Then.

It's A Tribute To The Human Brain That Anyone Is Able To Function Out There On Television In A Talk Situation That Is Entirely Artificial.

It's No Fun Being A Specimen.

I Haven't Ever Found Any Great Writing On That Wonderful And Often Unappreciated Art Form, The Insult.