Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

I Hate Danny Kaye Movies.

It Takes A Certain Amount Of Guts To Go To Your Class Reunions.

As Long As People Will Accept Crap, It Will Be Financially Profitable To Dispense It.

While Other Kids Were Out Playing And Doing Healthy Things, I Read An Ancient Judo Book With A Neck Hold That Was Fatal To So Many People They Finally Dropped It From Judo.

I Am Always Shocked That There Are Still A Handful Of Defenders Of The Dubious Practice Of Abstinence, Surely The Worst Idea Since Chocolate-covered Ants.