Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

The Trick To Writing For People Is, You Have To Be Able To Turn Them On In Your Head. And Know How They'd Word Something Or How They'd Inflect It.

To Call New York's Traffic At Holiday Time A Nightmare Is To Understate.

Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never A Day When Something Isn't Ailing.

If Your Parents Never Had Children, Chances Are... Neither Will You.

I Think We Live In An Age Of Increasing Mediocrity.