The Trick To Writing For People Is,

I Get A Kick Out Of People Saying I Was Funny.

By The Time I Was In The Fourth Grade, I Sounded Exactly Like My Father On The Phone.

A Conversation Does Not Have To Be Scintillating In Order To Be Memorable. I Once Met A President Of The United States, And His Second Sentence To Me Was About Knees.

I Know What It Feels Like To Be A Gun Lover.

Greatly Talented Performers Don't Know - Often Spectacularly - What's Best For Them, Don't Know What Their Talents Really Are, And Don't Know What's Just Plain Wrong For Them.