I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

Real Comedy Doesn't Just Make People Laugh And Think, But Makes Them Laugh And Change.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

So Many People Counted On Me To Be The Party, I Had To Move Far Enough Away That They Wouldn't Want To Drive There.

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.