I Don't Worry About Terrorism. I Was

I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

I Got Divorced, Which Was Not A Good Thing For A Revivalist Minister. It Did Not Go Down Well. I'd Already Been Banned From A Couple Churches For My Jokes. So One Day I Woke Up And Decided It Was Time To Start Living For Myself.

My View Of Life Is, 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

What Happened? Satan Was Busy?