Jim Bakker. He's Lost Everything, He's Ruined.

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

Rock Against Drugs, What A Name. Somebody Was High When They Came Up With That Title. It's Like Christians Against Christ. Rock Created Drugs.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.

Ive Never Been Against Women. That Anti-feminist Rap Is Bogus. I Think Men Should Be Nice To Women, Buy Them Diamonds.