I Don't Believe Professional Athletes Should Be

I'm Serious. I've Got To Get People To Realize That The Government Is Full Of It. Republicans And Democrats Want To Argue Over Stuff That's Not Important, Like Gay Marriage Or The War In Iraq Or Illegal Immigration... When I Run - If I Run - We're Going To Talk About Real Issues Like Improving Our Schools, Cleaning Up Our Neighborhoods Of Drugs And Crime And Making Alabama A Better Place For All People.

America Is Divided By Economics, And We As Americans, We've Got To Do A Better Job Of Supporting Poor People.

People Always Say Turn The Other Cheek. If You Turn The Other Cheek, I'm Gonna Hit You In The Other Cheek Too.

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.

Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes You're Wearing? Man, This Ain't Rhode Island Anymore. You're In The Nba. The Girls Have Teeth Here.