Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.

Somebody Hits Me, I'm Going To Hit Him Back. Even If It Does Look Like He Hasn't Eaten In A While.

I Just Thank God For Dennis [rodman], Cause He Makes Me Look Like A Saint.

Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes You're Wearing? Man, This Ain't Rhode Island Anymore. You're In The Nba. The Girls Have Teeth Here.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.