Hey Steve, No Offense, But If You

My Message Is Simple: Take Control Of Your Life

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

America Is Divided By Economics, And We As Americans, We've Got To Do A Better Job Of Supporting Poor People.

Yeah, I Regret We Weren't On A Higher Floor.

If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would Be Christmas.