I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I

How Long Do You Want To Wait Until You Start Enjoying Life? When You're Sixty-five You Get Social Security.

I Never Write A Play With An Eye To Film.

I Feel Like Writing About A Time When I Was Probably, And Think All Of Us Are, The Happiest Before The Obligations Start In.

I Got Brown Sandwiches And Green Sandwiches. Its Either Very New Cheese Or Very Old Meat. - Oscar Madison, From The Odd Couple

Give Your Mind A Chance To Travel Through Foreign Languages.