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Whenever I Walk Off The Golf Course, I Thank God That I'm Able To Tell A Joke. I Thank God I'm Good At Something.

I Can't Complain About My Career, That's For Sure.

I've Had People Say To Me, 'look At The Sky, The Fields, The Ocean, The Beautiful Sunset. Isn't That Proof Positive Of God?' Following That Line Of Thought, Look At The Magnificent Rainbows After A Big Rainstorm. Isn't That Proof Positive That God Is Gay?

I Had To Be Naked [in Vinyl], But I Was Almost More Nervous About Having To Be Drunk. The Director Wasn't Going To Yell, "too Big!," During The Nude Scene. For The Drunk Scene, You Can Be Bad Drunk Or Good Drunk. We'll See. My Wife Was Not Happy, Hearing About It.

As An Actor, That's Nerve-wracking Enough [drunk And Doing Coke] Because You Have To Do It At The Right Level.