My Career Has Been My Craziest Adventure.

If My Father Had Hugged Me Even Once, I'd Be An Accountant Right Now.

The Married Man Has All But Eliminated That Worry From His Life, Simply Because His Wife Knows All About Him: The Good, The Bad, And The Tiny.

My Daughter's Tricycle Said "some Assembly Required." It Came In A Jar.

My Wife Gets So Jealous. She Came Home From Work And Was Mad At Me Because There Was A Pretty Girl On The Bus She Thought I Would Have Liked.

I Don't Want To Say Work Is Who I Am, But Some People Feel More Centered And More Whole When They're Producing And Creating.