I Do Think I Am Funny, Or

Nothing Is A Better Icebreaker Than A Great Joke.

If You Have To Be At Work At 8, It's Always Like, 7:54. Just Enough Time To Do Nothing. To Just Lay There And Go, "i Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

Comedy Is Immediate. Comedy Is A Solo Mission. You're All By Yourself, Up There. And When You're In A Film, On A Set, It's A Collaborative Effort. It's About Me Being A Tool For Somebody Else To Create A Story And A Character From Nothing, From Their Imagination.

I Miss Dating Only For That Final Moment You Kiss Goodnight, Watch Her Get Out Of Your Car And Run Into The Police Station.

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.